Best feeling on earth

This might sound strange to those who don't have long hair. The best feeling on earth has to do with hair being stuck in your shirt. Let me explain. When you have long hair and shed half as much as I do, you can skip to paragraph two. But if you still don't know what I am talking about I will explain. Sometimes, when you have long hair, a piece gets caught in your shirt as you are putting the shirt on. Now at first you don't feel a thing. You don't even know that in a few hours this one piece of hair is going to annoy the shit out of you. But as the day grows so does this annoyance. At first you just feel uncomfortable and soon you get one of three symptoms. Annoyance, irritation, and angst.

You struggle for a few minutes trying to reach to this piece of hair that seems to be unreachable. You do the turn around swirl, the upside down reach around, the pencil in the shirt with a paper clip attached to the end. And finally after the shack and bend you get to this piece of hair.

No matter how you pull the thing out, whether it's nice and slow or fast and hard, the best feeling on earth comes over you. The feeling of accomplishment, comfort, knowing that you are just a little bit cleaner even if it was your own hair, and a little bit of a tickle. This wonderful feeling last as long as two seconds and then you are back to your normal annoyance, irritation, and angst but without the hair part.